When I was a kid we went to the Galleria Mall in White Plains one time and ate at a barbecue restaurant called Mr. Greenjeans. They sat us in the window where everyone walking by as they shopped got a good look at my 8 year old face completely covered with barbecue sauce. As members of my family commented on my titanic rib attack and my voraciousness I thought “hmmm, Mr. Greenjeans…I bet the Hulk would love this place.”

You get it right…green.

The thing is, I have recently learned of the range of Hulks in the modern Marvel Comics universe. The Gray Hulk has actually been around for years, I think he happened back in the 80s, but did you know there is now a Red Hulk? Yup. They call him Red Hulk. I don’t know if he eats at Red Robin, but I bet he’ll be all over Redenvelope anniversary gifts when he finally ties the knot.