I was in a parking lot the other day and saw the height of bad parking. I mean, I’ve seen a lot of bad parking in my day. I’ve seen double parking, triple parking, I think I even saw quadruple parking once, but that pickup was towing a trailer, so…I guess that was a little understandable. Yeah I think I seen ’bout everything when I seen an elephant fly. Or maybe in this case it was seeing an elephant park. After all, it was the Walmart parking lot.

Yup, I saw an SUV in the first spot of a row in a lot with the rear passenger side tire fully up on the curb. So, like, the rear of the car, on one side was a full 7 or 8 inches off the ground, and while it was an SUV, it was like a little Nissan one or something. It didn’t even have big tires or much clearance. Seriously.

How lazy do you have to be to pull into a space, at such a ridiculous angle that the rear tire rides up on the curb and then just stop there? Hell, the bump onto the curb must have been teeth crunching. Again, it was Walmart, so there’s at least a 60% chance the driver was carrying plenty of extra padding to ease the bouncing, but still…

When are they going to offer online schooling for parking cars? Maybe we’ll see a reality show where they make contestants pull straight into a space…immunity goes to anyone who remembers to use a turn signal.