Hey, it’s been a while since we talked license plates, but I saw an astounding one today. On the back of a seedy looking little pick up truck: BUG R IT

Ok, dude, what the fudge (no pun intended or implied)? Carol recently told me about someone who couldn’t get ZINFANDL on his plate because it refers to booze. And yet, some dude in a Deliverance-mobile can proclaim his love of sodomy for all to see? I thought Git R Done was annoying enough, but…damn. Seriously, you can check the definition. It’s a verb. It means sodomy.

Somebody find me a car cover for this heap so I can forget all about rednecks with “open minds.” Eeeeek!