I have a new email friend. Her name is Ronda Temple. She has a middle initial, but for some reason it keeps changing. I’m not sure how she found me, but I have to tell you, Ronda is full of all sorts of great information. Did you know, for example, that mega means great? She told me that. She also told me that “penis pills make ya dick stand tall like the eiffel tower” right after asking “can you fuck for hours? i dont think so”

Boy Ronda, you know me so well. And yes, you’re right. I can’t fuck for hours. Not that I wouldn’t like to try. But with the 2 year old getting up at 4:30 AM every day, and the wife and I switching off late nights at work so we rarely see each other before 9:30. I mean, do the math. If we fuck for hours, when are we going to sleep? No time for foreplay, and no time to get her blind drunk. Come on Ronda, what do I do?

It bums me out because this new “development” Ronda keeps emailing me about (over and over and over again) called MegaDik seems like a real bit of wholesome, family fun. (Remember what mega means.)  She says it so eloquently, I’ll let her tell the tale:

Did you always wanted to be satisfied with an ordinary penis and ordinary women? We doubt that. So we offer something special to you. Mega is translated “great”. And this new development MegaDik makes your penis simply great!
Take it and find pleasure in your new successes with women! You.ll be so pleasantly surprised…

MegaDik is your fortune!

Indeed. My fortune. Now if only MegaDik would make Noah sleep past 6, because I’d really like to have a penis that is simply great. Who wouldn’t?