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I just got an email with a great subject line: Improve your sperm’s flavor.
Hilarious sperm spam, but it got me thinking. Why would someone do that? Not me, of course, because my sperm is particularly tasty, but why would a guy seek to improve the flavor of his ejaculate? I mean, just tell her (or him) that you bought the better-flavor stuff. By the time they figure out that you didn’t, you’re long gone.
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Surely, you can appreciate the concept of repeat customers.
You certainly have a point…but I have to wonder if the person who buys sperm-flavor enhancement from unsolicited spam is really out for a long-term relationship.
This will be overheard at Freshman keggers nationwide this September: My friends call me Sprite, baby. What do you say? You like the lemon-lime?