I took the kids to the Mall to do a little shopping for Christmas. We were looking for something for their Mom. While we were there we saw one of the great creatures of the holidays, out of her cave for some shopping. She was around 70, draped in fur, desperate for a weight loss affiliate program, and she cut us on line. Yup. I was the guy with a cart, two boys and a baby in my arms, but she needed to get in front of us and our 2 items with her cart full of crap. And out in he parking lot? She was driving a Hummer. A Hummer. Seriously. What 70 year old needs a Hummer? Of course, the fur overcoat was pretty unnecessary too. It’s kind of sad, really. No matter what she spends on coats and cars, she’s still one sad, ugly, old broad.