It’s my lady’s birthday today, so you know what that means…

Yup, I went on a shopping spree. Body spray, candy flavored lip gloss and natural colon cleanser for everybody! Woo-hoo! Pass the coffee enema, baby. As always, when I think of cleaning the body fantastic, I recall the Super Stop and Shop in Hadley when I was in college. Right near the exit was a bunch of health and hygiene related items. My favorite was the box that contained a combination douche and enema kit.

Really? I mean, I don’t know everything, but  do know those are two personal services I would prefer to keep isolated. And since the package price was something like twelve bucks, I think I would just rather lay out an extra dime and two than blow serious cash on gallon after gallon of bleach cleaning my combo apparatus.

Oh, and by the way, Happy Birthday Carol!