Yep. You heard it here first. Unless you were flipping channels a couple minutes ago like me and the wife were. Then you might have flipped past a TV preacher getting his evangelical on. I don’t know if vehement preaching will help you burn belly fat, hit the lotto, or get into that uber SUV you’ve been eyeing, but I know this – God sues sheep dogs.

Correct. The preacher said it on TV so it must be true. I mean, not only was it stated by a “man of God” but it was on television. We know that television never lies and men of God are above reproach, so…it’s true.

No, I’m not sure what it means. Nor do I know what it had to do with the shadow in the valley where the devil backs you up and backs you up and backs you up but he can only back you up so far before you hit mercy. Go sues sheep dogs.