I was in the shower the other morning and had a thought. No, this is not another plea for better weight loss programs. It was while I was shaving a small spot on my bicep so I can share in the whole temporary tattoo thing with the kids. Unfortunately, it is the only place on my body, other than the back of my hand, that I can put one.

So I contemplated this form, this hairy, hairy form. This body that looks like the jacket photos of Kiss band members on the Crazy Nights record, back when man-fuzz was big. And as I thought about it, I realized that you would have to be a total imbecile not to see a direct evolutionary connection between chimp and man. Seriously, I’m like a poster boy for Darwin’s big theory.

And seriously, there is nothing about this design that anyone with half a brain could label as intelligent.