Saw another confusing vanity plate tonight.

RR CORKS

I couldn’t figure it out. Railroad Corks? Maybe a guy who digs vino when he plays with his Lionel trains? Or how about Double R Corks…who knows what that could mean. Double D and we’d have something to talk about but two Rs? Russian River Corks? Somebody who likes the region, maybe a Chardonnay guy?

Then I thought maybe it was RR like Arrr, like pirate speak. Maybe it’s a real life buccaneer who likes to kick back with some California Cab when his ship is in its home port. Like, you better be checking for life insurance quotes when you see this guy in your sailboat rear view mirror. Maybe when he’s done plundering the high seas, he gets his Kenny G on in his bonded leather rocker-recliner with a big glass of red and a skull and crossbones grin.