I wonder how secure these things are (yes I’m still on the RV kick). I mean, with the rock and roll vein pulsing, I think of how secure a van usually is, especially considering having to leave it in public outdoor space on a regular basis. I mean, maybe it’s not perfect, but they have decent metal doors and all that.

What about these RVs? I mean, do they have, like, school bus doors? Those things wouldn’t keep out a 7th grader with a flat head screwdriver and a failing grade in Shop Class. And I’m reminded of those guys I met way back in the day who drove around in a retired school bus they’d painted psychedelic colors. They had a story about driving off with that back emergency exit door open, and half their gear ended up on the road. They told us the story when we asked why they’d welded the thing shut.

I hope they had some of that monkey-proof Samsonite luggage. Do they make monkey proof gig bags?

Yeah, they were pretty much schmucks.