Great spam I just received:

Subject: Your will have such a biggie pride it will be enough even to divide.

Body: Swim in deeper ocean with your new proportion.

First of all, I love a message with a subject that is longer than its actual content.

The concept of biggie pride makes me laugh…isn’t that what Wendy’s calls a larger fries. Or maybe it’s a largest fries, like, form when supersizing was the thing. Like, you’d buy a meal and say “Biggie me.” Or if you’re a rap fan, maybe it would be “Yo, Biggie me!”

With pride.

I think maybe if this message had gotten through to the Bushmeister, we’d be in a much better global position. Don’t be a divider, be a biggie prider!

And finally, swimming in the deeper ocean with your new proportion? I have two questions on this.

1. Proportionate to what exactly?
2. Will my health insurance pay for this?