JESUSPELLCHEX
Saw an awesome bumper sticker this morning, fine green script text on white:
God can…
He can did everything!
Someone, probably the owner of the silvery blue minivan, deigned to correct the wording with a thick black marker. S/he traced the d of did and attempted to obscure the id with an o. The message now being He can do everything. Personally, I would have just blanked out the word ‘can’ so the message would be He did everything!
Sure, that leaves a weird space, but I think it looks better than writing over it. When a schmuck like me sees that, all he can think is God can do everything except find followers who use spell check.
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Jesusaves!
This originally went out untitled because I forgot to give it a title. Carol, your comment inspired the title (for the uninitiated, JESUSAVES was on some ass clown’s t-shirt at the Dollar Store… from an old post).
Jesus needs to give his followers some spelling skillz.
At least it didn’t say “God gits ER done”
Holy crap, flygrrl, that’s funny…
Emphasis on Holy.