There’s this 5th grade field trip my oldest son will be involved with – a whale watch – and  really don’t want to get into the levels of crazy when it comes to the necessary fundraising for such nonsense… suffice it to say there are some crazy assed 30-40 something bitches parenting my son’s so-called peers.

Flamethrowers on the cafeteria stage and middle-aged narcissism aside, there was a totally swell concert/silent auction last week. There were great kid acts, mixed adults and students doing singing and dancing numbers, and a certain dude rocked the acoustic mic for a bit, ending with his 10 year old on trumpet and harmonies. Holy moley, it was rockin’ good stuff. I mean, the detuned Taylor after a 20  minute set resulting in a broken string certain made me wonder about the best 8 string guitar option, but all in all, it was a amazing moment – no doubt.