Here’s the voicemail you don’t want to get when you’re helping the comic book store peeps move across the street to a new location: Call me back – I think the refrigerator is dead.

And I know everyone means well, but when they say things like “at least it’s Memorial Day so all the appliances are on sale” it starts to wear on your nerves. Sometimes the bright side is a little irritating.

Everybody else is out there shopping for electric fireplaces and patio bug zappers at holiday prices, but not me, I’m the schmuck buying a french door fridge.