What’s the ‘E’ work you ask? I suppose it could be Elliptical, since that is my instrument of destruction. But no, alas, the word is Exercise. Yup, and I’m on the big ‘E’ wagon. And, yeah, that’s a capital ‘E’ friends.

Let’s face it, I’m getting old, and my health is pretty much crappy. Sure, I’ve got a few extra pounds on me, but I’ve been to Walmart, so… well yeah. You’d think I’d be doing alright. But 35 minutes on the elliptical every day is my new prescription.

And if this doesn’t work? I heard they’ve got weight loss shots, available nationwide. HCG shots Austin, Duluth, South Bend, Yonkers… you get the picture.