Hey you! You in the car. You, talking on the cell phone and not paying attention as you drift into my lane. And you, in the pickup truck in the Home Depot parking lot. You know you have to look in the rear view and perhaps even over your shoulder before backing up, right? Seriously people. I know I’m rapidly aging but I’m totally NOT ready for funeral planning just yet, ‘kay?

Alright…I know the economy sucks and there are natural disasters ravaging our planet on a weekly basis, but come on, peeps. Some of us still have amusing children and hot wives to go home to. Just because your life is in the shitter doesn’t mean you have to take me out when you fly into that final dirt nap. Really. The correlation between bad news and horrid driving is way too apparent. Can we do something about that?