If you expect to receive a present from me this holiday season, guess what, I have a big surprise for you. Right here, right now, I’m going to spill the beans. I’m going to tell you exactly what you’re getting. Yup. Something to think about huh? What could it be? Will you need extra space in your garage to park this wonderful gift? Will you need high-end A/V cables to connect it to your television? Maybe a wall mount or even an ipad warranty? What will it be? What will it be?

Well, this season I’ve decided to give the most precious gift of all…a great big hug. Enjoy it you greedy, materialistic SOB.

Just kidding.

I’m saving the hugs for people who get me something first.