Did you ever notice that the people who roll the holiest, who shout things like ‘God and Country’ the loudest, who complain about low-class ‘other people’ and claim they are all about their local community and the well being of their region…did you ever notice these are the biggest schlong-tokers around?

Seriously. I’m not just talking about common sense stuff here, like if you need proactiv solution, you shouldn’t be munching on fast food and chocolate bunnies every day. I’m talking about the people who wave their flags and sticker their bumpers with statements of patriotism and religious ferocity. Why is it that these are the people who seem the least tolerant, the least forgiving and the least patient?

WWJD? Probably not freak out and condescend to the hostess who sat him at the wrong table. Even if it was thattable, you know, the one Da Vinci painted. 

These colors don’t run? Maybe not, but they have no problem waddling around looking for a manager to complain to about your fries that were not warm enough…even though you polished the entire plate off in 2 minutes flat. I guess you were so busy stuffing your patriotic little squirrel cheeks to take a breather and ask for a heat-up.