Who Gets to Go to HS Reunion?

I read about this the other day and feel I must share. Let me phrase this post in the form of a Quiz Show question.

Which of the following media ‘darlings’ completed High School?

Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson

Believe it or not…OK, it’s not too hard to believe it. They all dropped out. Representatives for each of the three claim that they received a GED at some point. That, I think, is terrific news, because it means they should all be eligible for military service. I’m sure our troops could use the morale boost.