You know something that’s missing from contemporary music? I mean, besides meaningful lyrics, competent unprocessed vocals, non-derivative guitar work and original creative ideas? Yes, you’ve got it. There are no good rock shirts anymore.

These days it seems the only rockabilia you see is 60s psychedelia, 80s metal and the latest Bieber clone. Most of the kids wearing AC/DC shirts have probably never heard Ride On, and don’t get me started on the Grateful Dead rehashes. If you were born after Jerry died, slip into your Kelly Clarkson eco-tee and zip your lip.

Personally, I miss the funny t-shirts of the 90s like “This is not a Fugazi T-shirt” and anything All-roy. I remember Sebadoh used to sell shirts that were Sebadoh graphics screened over over used Salvationb Army t-shirts. You could get a Go Huskies/Sebadoh shirt or an Earth Day 1994/Sebadoh shirt or (if you were the luckiest person alive) a Sade/Sebadoh shirt. How cool would THAT be?