Check it out – just celebrated my tenth anniversary. Ohhhhh yeah! Actually, the big day was Thursday, but we couldn’t unload the kids until Friday (and they’re gone till Sunday morning!) so I precedented a new word: It’s our span-iversary.

As in it spans several days.

OK, well you don’t have to like it. I’m not married to you (unless this is Carol reading, in which case you already laughed at the joke so…we’re good right?)

Actually, I think we should send out anniversary notifications for anyone who pays as little attention to those little Facebook birthday etc. reminders like I do. Nothing fancy like baby shower invitations or whatever, just a little head’s up for friends and families to either (1) offer to watch the children for an evening (or couple of days) or (2) stay the hell away while we drink wine and watch movies when we finally unload the kids.

Makes perfect sense, right?