Have you failed to go 100% paperless? Are you still shredding bank statements and credit card bills? Get with the program, dude. That’s old school identity theft protection. You need to think about the future. Now you can get RFID blocking wallets to protect you and your new credit card with its onboard RFID chip. Pretty freaky, huh? People can steal data from a chip in your pocket you probably didn’t even know about. Terrifying. What’s next? I’m hoping for an alien brainwave radar jammer to keep those pesky little green men from stealing my ideas and selling them to television writers in Hollywood.