This is a simple complaint. Or, well, an observation and a complaint. We’ve had a number of contractors/service people here in the last year, and there is a disturbing trend. Whether it’s a guy in a pickup truck, a fuel oil delivery, the septic pumper, Fed Ex, the sealcoater, or the meter reader, they always leave me with something.

An oil stain on the driveway.

Seriously. It’s getting on my nerves. I have this driveway we spent a mint paving two years ago, and then a couple hundred to get it sealcoated in the Summer. And now I’ve got oil spots all over it. Do you think I should read some accutane reviews and see if I can make a recommendation to these folks?

OK, that’s kind of silly, but I have to wonder why all these guys have leaky trucks. Maybe I could invent some sort of truck diaper. ..Yeah, that works.