Life

All Sizes

You know, thinking about that last post and the pre-purchased lingerie, I have a flood of thoughts. I mean, on the one hand, when I think “find an anniversary gift for a man“, I can’t help but think about a lingerie-clad wife. I mean, let’s face it, give most married men a choice between a watch, a tie, or his wife in sexy unmentionables and…well, I don’t think there will be a lot of mentioning. If you know what I mean.

After all, as Billy Bragg said, marriage is when we admit our parents were right.

Life

One Size Fits Most

When I was in High School I had a friend with a bit of lingerie. It wasn’t anything too racy, but a bit of black lace. It was for the girl he would eventually date. And to tell the truth, I knew a few girls back then who would have been willing to try it on, you know? The funny thing, the thing that always stuck with me, is that he had the sexy undies beforethe girl. I mean, where is the romance there. What if he, God forbid, fell for a chunky girl? No way she would fit into the lingerie corsets bit of something something he’d procured…who knows where.